Louisa Kellogg

Funny Copywriter & Nice Lady

The Onion

Aside from writing for the paper and website itself, I also write copy to advertise The Onion including:

• Satirical testimonials for The Onion’s print subscription

• Marketing strategy and ideation, including the idea to send The Onion to every member of Congress. I also wrote the op-ed from the company’s fictional CEO.

• All scripts for The Onion’s Members On Members video series, which satirizes Vanity Faire’s Actors On Actors concept. Here they are, linked for your convenience.

Netflix: Wednesday Season 2

I wrote copy for out of home placements in Wednesday Addams’ signature macabre tone.

The Naked Gun

I wrote social media copy and scripts to promote Paramount’s The Naked Gun. Didn’t this movie rock?

Here are a few scripts I wrote, including a sponsored Onion Film Standard.

The Paper

I wrote headlines and full articles for a stunt to promote Peacock’s The Paper by giving away physical newspapers.

Crooked Media Merch

I’ve been writing for Crooked Media’s merch team for years including:

• Ideating new merch items

• Marketing emails

• On-air ads to be read by hosts

• Taglines for social and web

• Product descriptions

Crooked Coffee

I developed Crooked Coffee’s brand voice and created their website and packaging copy from scratch.

Dear Media

I’ve helped defined Dear Media’s brand voice through:

• Social captions

• Community management

• In-voice social posts

Pizza Hut

I was the on-set punch-up writer for a series of Pizza Hut commercials starring Craig Robinson.